by Mark Lisanti
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Big, big news from the world of amnesiac super-spies: Matt Damon, apparently forgetting he’d turned over the franchise to Jeremy Renner a mere two years ago, is reportedly returning to do another Jason Bourne movie. And he’s bringing his pal Paul Greengrass, who directed the second two films in the original trilogy, along for the ride. According to Deadline, the negotiations are ongoing and the deals are still being hammered out and some poor publicist will probably sigh, shrug, and impotently deny the story by lunchtime, whatever, he’s paid to tell ugly lies by Blackbriar. Effing Matt Damon Is Bourne Again, write the headline upon the heavens, grab the nearest phone book and dislocate the jaw of anyone who dares to tell you otherwise, they’ve been compromised.