Here’s Why You’re Not Actually Moving to Canada

Let’s be honest: You will not leave now that Donald Trump, the chosen champion of nihilist, sexist, bigoted America, has been elected our 45th president. You will not “move to Canada” or “go be an expat in Europe.” (Though we are all very impressed you have a passport and many irreverent stories of vacations in foreign countries.) And here’s why you won’t: Because the fight isn’t over. The fight is just starting.