Kevin Nogle at The Phinsider brought the Dolphins T-shirt to the beach with him for a few weeks and eventually produced a thorough set of SparkNotes. Nogle’s transcript is supposed to be verbatim, but such a lengthy essay is open to interpretation. Here is what I read on the Dolphins tee:
In large type: “I am a Miami Dolphin.”
Smaller: “I am a warrior and a member of an unbeatable team.”
A little larger: “I will always place the team first.”
Much smaller: “If I see something — I will say something — I commit to call it as it is.” The Dolphins plan to ride a lot of subways this year. And what’s with all the dashes? Does Emily Dickinson work in PR?
A little larger: “I am a Miami Dolphin, because Jeff Ireland got me mixed up with Antonio Brown.”
Very small: “They matched my offer sheet, OK? I was this close to being in New England. Stupid RFA status.”