Baseball Just Accidentally Eliminated Manager Tirades. Let’s Remember the Good Times.

Probably just the second one.

MLB managers will no longer have to lob fake grenades from behind the mound, kick dirt at, spit near, chest bump, ask to have sex with the mothers of, or otherwise argue with major league umpires after a bad call.

They’ll now issue a challenge instead, and that umpire will go to a replay booth, because fun is dead.

How will the everyman ever know how to manage people again without having seen a manager emptying every ball and bat in his dugout onto the field before yelling, “Pick that shit up, you dumb motherfkers!” 

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